You have questions?!

I can't make the event.. when's the next one going to be?

First of all, YES you can make it. I don't want to hear it, just make it happen. If enough people can't make a selected date we will move it to a more accessible day. This wont be the only event, but we were thinking just a hand full of times a year. But nothings stops us from doing it anytime.

This is the 4th event? What happened on the previous ones?

I could take this opportunity to brag about how amazing of a job we did on budgeting and getting the hook-ups to make for a smooth-as-an-eighteen-year-olds-ass night, but instead I will just say that they were fantastic. Yes, bummer you missed the first three...but now you know about this one, so there's no excuse to miss it.

What if I don't live in the area?

Bring a travel companion and an air mattress. It's not rocket science.

Am I still allowed to come if I am engaged or married?

This event was created with you in mind. We are here for you.

What are the dangers of attending if I am allergic to baby powder and/or silicone?

You might not survive.

What if my rash has not yet subsided from the last Guys Night Out or you're still on antibiotics... should I still attend?

Hook-up with a burner? She tell you it was her first time? Its ok. The only way you're going to develop a tolerance is to get back on the whores horse.

Are we doing the same thing as the last Guys Night Out?

If you mean hanging out with friends, acting like we run the town, and getting shit-blasted without a care in the world... yes. Are we going to the same places with the same people....no.

What should I wear?

Since we are going balls out here, I suggest that we dress the part. We were thinking something like suits minus the ties. Something that has that we're-a-big-deal-around-here-we-look-good-and-we-own-the-place look. That look will match the limo, VIP, and the bitches that want to lick our balls.

Why do you want to know if I'm coming in advance?

Phone calls and reservations with a set number of people is needed to make this happen. Last time it was difficult to plan for the amount of booze and limo size when people wouldn't commit either way until the day of. Also it is going to be really nice to have things taken care of ahead of time so that we all don't have to open our wallets and do math every time something comes up.

How did you come up with $100 a person?

I would say on average we spend at least $50 on a night of boozing (for most $50 is on the low end), so we figured double that for a kick ass night shouldn't be a problem. If necessary don't go out the night before. Also, I took an estimate of the total that this night would cost and divided by the number of people that I knew wouldn't want to miss this.. and that came to about $100 a person. The more people we have the bigger the limo and more booze we need... and $100 seems to keep up with that expanding total. For the first Guys Night Out $100 was right-on-the-nuts perfect. At the end of the night I had $5 left over (which I added to the limo driver's tip).

Where exactly are we going?

I didn't put it in the main pages, because I wanted to keep it somewhat open. Dave and I scout the week before and talk to owners, managers, and VIP hosts to try and get the best hook-up for us.

I don't think that my significant other will be ok with this.

Ya, I'm guessing that none of them will be crazy with this idea. Others might not even allow it. That's why we were thinking that we can keep them out of the loop on this one. Telling them were meeting up to play poker is a good idea, but everything else is probably a bad idea. Girls talk. So, when one finds out, many more will too. You don't want one of your fellow boys getting in trouble because the word got out.

Are we skipping dinner since we're starting so early?

Early hardcore boozing on an empty stomach will lead to sloppiness and the ladies will not be impressed. We will have pizzas delivered to the pre-bar if the budget allows.

How should I get to the pre-bar and back?

I would suggest either carpooling or catching a cab. Avoiding DWIs is a priority. Using the after-bar to crash and or sober up is also a good plan.

Why haven't we done this before?

Why didn't we start boozing while stabbing hairy axe wounds when we were five? Who knows!

What is going to be at the pre-bar?

For booze it will be vodka, rum, beer, and mixers for each. Quantities will depend on the amount of people that commit. Cards and chips will be there for poker. We can even bust out Flip Cup to kick it old school.

What should I bring?

The big things are covered, but if there is a certain booze you want to contribute or you cant party without your felt Elvis painting hanging in the same room, by all means bring it.

Can I bring [insert name of friend/coworker/relative] with me?

Of course. Its encouraged. I'm sure since you know them they are a good time. More the merrier. Have them pony up their donation and kiss their liver goodbye.

Why are we going to the strip club in the beginning of the night?

Good question. Here are some reasons: 1.We get to break in the Limo. 2.Puts our heads in the game. 3.Later if we meet some babies at the nightclub that want to after-bar, we wont have any conflict of what to do.

Seems like a lot of planning just to booze one night.

Ya I know.. I wish this just happened magically every weekend (I'm not the planning type). But it doesn't, so we need to give it a push.

Is it true if you don't use it, you loose it?

Is that a serious question?

Will I have to spend any "out of pocket" money?

If you do it right "no". With all the booze at the pre-bar and the booze in the Limo you could, in theory, resist buying a drink at the strip club. Then booze on the way to the bar. We have bottle service at the nightclub, but shots and unique drinks aren't covered.

Do you think you went a little overboard making a website for this idea?

Ya, completely. And it was fun doing it.

I want to know more details.

Tough shit. I'm kidding. But details like what type of limo, how much pre-bar booze, and the amount of bottle service wont be known till we have a final number of players.

Can I attend only half the night and donate half the amount?

This is a horrible, horrible idea. The only person you're hurting is yourself. And I wont let you do that. This question shouldn't even be on this page. Dumb.

How do I make my donation?

That's the spirit! Bring CASH to either Dave or Justin. You can just bring it the night of..but make sure its cash.